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Hangover Finalists
The Danes have
solved my election decision with this cogent analysis:
On the Democrat side we have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer...and
a lawyer married to a bitch who is also a lawyer.
On the Republican side we have a true war hero married to a gorgeous babe with a
big chest who also owns a beer distributorship.
My choice is obvious.
They Caught E.T. !
He was apparently cooking meth in Kentucky
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El Caminito del Rey (The King's pathway) is a walkway, now fallen into disrepair, pinned along the steep walls of a narrow gorge in El Chorro, near Álora in Málaga, Spain. The name is often shortened to El Camino del Rey.
History:
In 1901 it was obvious that the workers of the Chorro Falls and Gaitanejo Falls needed a walkway to cross between the falls, to provide transport of materials, vigilance and maintenance of the channel. Construction of the walkway lasted four years. It was finished in 1905. In 1921 the king Alfonso XIII had to cross the walkway for the inauguration of the dam Conde del Guadalhorce, and it became known by its present name.The walkway has now gone many years without maintenance, and is in a highly deteriorated and dangerous state. It is one meter in width over a 700-meter fall, and over time it has lost its handrail. Some parts of the walkway have complete ly collapsed and have been replaced by a beam and a metallic wire on the wall. Many people have lost their lives on the walkway in recent years. After four people died in two accidents in 1999 and 2000, the local government closed the entrances. However, adventurous tourists still find their way into the walkway.
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I'm rarely this sincere, nor do I normally send these mushy things, but.....................................
Heaven has sent you an Angel.
Heaven didn't want her, so they sent her to me. I don't want her so, I'm sending her especially to you ! The rules are simple: You can send her away, but you can't send her BACK!!!
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitledHe stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on,
YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.
you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is Law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have
whatever kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so that I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and then bring me my robe.
Then you will massage my back, feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."
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Subject: Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed?
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Sounds
like home to me!!!
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